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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Alex Ovechkin

Oh hey, guess what....

The Flyers, the Pens and the Caps all have the same number of wins in the second round of playoffs.

....And the Pens didn't even make the second round. Take that, Ovi and Hartnell.


In honor of the Caps getting swept 4-0 by Tampa Bay, here's some of the best videos of Ovechkin falling on his face:










Seriously, I hate Ovi. I hate everything about Ovi...from his missing teeth, to his quarter-machine bling, to his sporadic facial hair, to his general lack of sense, but especially his mountain of an ego.

He's an moron. In one picture, this is why I hate him:




Also, he should probably not have a twitter account. It's clear that English is his second language:

"Thanks u caps fans!we love u!!!you guys kill tonight them!!it was the loudest rink!!!!!!!!!"

"Rock the red!!!!!!!we need u guys tom!see u on the ace!good night..."



I'm really hoping the Bruins take the cup, but I'd be okay with Tampa Bay too. I am so ready for next season. I have two more finals left before I get to go home, and 11 days till I'm 21. I am really happy right now.